Bears In Bars In Billings Montana
A bear walks into a bar and sits
down. He bangs on the bar with his
paw and demands a beer. The
bartender approaches and says, "We
don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Billings Montana." The bear,
becoming angry, demands again that
he be served a beer. The bartender
tells him "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings Montana". The bear, very angry now, says "If you don't
serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar." The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
bellicose belligerent bears in bars in Billings Montana."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender
says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bellicose belligerent bears in
bars in Billings Montana that are on drugs." The bear says "I'm not
on drugs".
The bartender says "You are now, that was a barbitchyouate".
HB
A bear walks into a bar and sits
down. He bangs on the bar with his
paw and demands a beer. The
bartender approaches and says, "We
don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Billings Montana." The bear,
becoming angry, demands again that
he be served a beer. The bartender
tells him "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings Montana". The bear, very angry now, says "If you don't
serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar." The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
bellicose belligerent bears in bars in Billings Montana."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender
says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bellicose belligerent bears in
bars in Billings Montana that are on drugs." The bear says "I'm not
on drugs".
The bartender says "You are now, that was a barbitchyouate".
HB
