Ok...the weekend has been kind of rough, with me still celebrating my b-day...Jan, Pib, Robert and Criss meeting on Friday...(wish I had been there!)...HB waiting on his beautiful newborn granddaughter...etc...
So...to start the week on a lighter note...
Please, girls...I hope nobody takes offense...This one is GOOD!!!
Finally....A Smart Blond Joke
A blond walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the loan officer. She says she's
going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says
the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a
new Rolls-Royce. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank; she has the title and every-
thing checks out. The bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blond for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies: "Where else in New York
City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 -- AND expect it to be there when I return?"
HAVE A GREAT WEEK, EVERYONE!
So...to start the week on a lighter note...
Please, girls...I hope nobody takes offense...This one is GOOD!!!
Finally....A Smart Blond Joke
A blond walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the loan officer. She says she's
going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says
the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a
new Rolls-Royce. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank; she has the title and every-
thing checks out. The bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blond for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies: "Where else in New York
City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 -- AND expect it to be there when I return?"
HAVE A GREAT WEEK, EVERYONE!