Llega un pollito a una cantina y le pregunta al cantinero:
?Tiene uvas?
El cantinero le responde:
No, no tengo.
Se va el pollito y regresa al poco rato y pregunta lo mismo:
?Tiene uvas?
El cantinero enfurecido contesta:
No, y si me vuelves a preguntar, te clavo los pies al piso, co?o...
Se va el pollito muy triste y a los 5 minutos regresa:
?Tiene clavos?
El cantinero responde:
No.
Y el pollito vuelve a preguntar:
?Y, tiene uvas?
Now for the translation:
A chick (little chicken) walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
Do you have grapes?
The bartender says:
No, I don't have grapes.
The chick leaves and comes back after a few minutes and asks the same question:
Do you have grapes?
The bartender, very upset, answers:
No, and if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor, dam it!
The chick, very sad, leaves again, but comes back in 5 minutes, and asks:
Do you have nails?
The bartender says:
No.
And the chick asks again:
Then, do you have grapes?
?Tiene uvas?
El cantinero le responde:
No, no tengo.
Se va el pollito y regresa al poco rato y pregunta lo mismo:
?Tiene uvas?
El cantinero enfurecido contesta:
No, y si me vuelves a preguntar, te clavo los pies al piso, co?o...
Se va el pollito muy triste y a los 5 minutos regresa:
?Tiene clavos?
El cantinero responde:
No.
Y el pollito vuelve a preguntar:
?Y, tiene uvas?
Now for the translation:
A chick (little chicken) walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
Do you have grapes?
The bartender says:
No, I don't have grapes.
The chick leaves and comes back after a few minutes and asks the same question:
Do you have grapes?
The bartender, very upset, answers:
No, and if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor, dam it!
The chick, very sad, leaves again, but comes back in 5 minutes, and asks:
Do you have nails?
The bartender says:
No.
And the chick asks again:
Then, do you have grapes?
