I thought this was cute, maybe you will, too?

Hillbilly

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My Daddy's A Doctor...


Five-year-old Becky answered the
door when the census taker came
by. She told the census taker
that her daddy was a doctor
and wasn't home because he was
performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a
little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure do! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"



HB