I married Miss Right. I just didn?t know her first name was... Always.
I haven?t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don?t like to interrupt.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ?What?s on the TV??
I said, ?Dust!?
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said ?I haven?t eaten anything in four days.?
She looked at him and said, ?Man, I wish I had your willpower.?
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn?t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
I haven?t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don?t like to interrupt.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ?What?s on the TV??
I said, ?Dust!?
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said ?I haven?t eaten anything in four days.?
She looked at him and said, ?Man, I wish I had your willpower.?
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn?t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.