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    Bubba, in today's world of scams and other fleecing schemes this is a fun one. His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan, So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer.

    He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
    charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
    bank's private underground garage and parked it.

    Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a
    Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas.

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    His name was BUBBA....

    Keep an eye on those southern boys!

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    I guess a RedNeck who has never even been from NYC RE WROTE this old Joke..


    Problem is anyone from NYC knows you can park at a bunch of places near the Airport and they give you free shuttle service right to your Terminal, Free of charge .
    No one would park their car in NYC, as its pretty Far from the only Intl Airport ( JFK) ,and the taxi back to nyc would cost you a Heck of a lot more than any Parking Savings from such a Lame scheme ..

    Just BAD Math...so maybe that is the real punchline..
    LMAO

    good joke though, otherwise .. but I think Bubba outsmarted himself on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jd426 View Post
    I guess a RedNeck who has never even been from NYC RE WROTE this old Joke..


    Problem is anyone from NYC knows you can park at a bunch of places near the Airport and they give you free shuttle service right to your Terminal, Free of charge .
    No one would park their car in NYC, as its pretty Far from the only Intl Airport ( JFK) ,and the taxi back to nyc would cost you a Heck of a lot more than any Parking Savings from such a Lame scheme ..

    Just BAD Math...so maybe that is the real punchline..
    LMAO

    good joke though, otherwise .. but I think Bubba outsmarted himself on this one.
    Everyday of the week and twice on Saturdays, I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn for the likes of jd400-something: The guy can break down, de-compose, un-tweak, simplify, and explain a joke with the best of 'em... so that we can all understand it better. AND he's funny as all get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucifer View Post
    Everyday of the week and twice on Saturdays, I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn for the likes of jd400-something: The guy can break down, de-compose, un-tweak, simplify, and explain a joke with the best of 'em... so that we can all understand it better. AND he's funny as all get out.
    Oh look, the Punchline just arrived .. right on time ...

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