Shout out to Doña Elva at who's Colmado Elva we were stranded. While we waited for the battery solution, we were treated to café. We sat down and my wife kept telling me to tell our host how much she liked a certain painting hanging on the wall. I resisted. Please don't go there I thought. Yup. You know how this story ends. We'd only known Doña Elva for a few minutes and already she was attempting to gift the painting to my wife. Lesson learned. Es tuyo tambien. So if you're headed to La Ventana for a dip (take mangoes, eat, get messy, fall in river, rinse, repeat), stop and give la Doña your business.