Alfonso Rodríguez: Un cómico para presidente

JasonD

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His life and trademarks are movie making and TV, now ALFONSO RODRIGUEZ has decided to run in 2020 for the DR presidency under the Democratic Revolution party.

His ten commandments are as follows:


1. Ley y orden - Law and Order

2. Cero corrupción - Zero Corruption

3. Cero ilegales, frontera segura y migración - Zero Illegals, Border Security and Migration

4. Menos impuestos que generen más empleos - Lesser Taxes that generates more jobs

5. Gobierno descentralizado de la capital - Decentralized Government

6.Salud y educación al más alto nivel - Health and Education at the highest Levels

7. El pobre debe de tener por lo menos lo basico - The poor must have access to the basic

8. Incentivos para la inversión extranjera - Incentives to Foreign Investments

9. La agricultura y el turismo extranjero - Agriculture and Tourism

10. Pena de muerte y cadena perpetua - Death Penalty and Life in Prison



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUSGI7psEY
 

cobraboy

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Look who I had lunch with today in StoDgo at Tuto's office:

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Filmmaker Tuto Guerrero, The Eeeeevil CB, Alphonso Rodriguez

I got to participate in some hilarious after lunch film shenanigans with these guys, and will post the video if and when available.

I will categorically state this: Alphonso is dead serious about running for President.

Our First Conversation.

CB: So you're really running?

Alphonso: If Trump can win, so can I.

CB: But your hair isn't orange.

Alphonso: Yeah, but it's the right color for here.

CB: But clowns have orange hair.

Alphonso: Here they wear white suits.

I like this guy!