Today I learned how big a mess Oatmeal can be.

JD Jones

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As happens with us older folks, our hands just don't work like they used to. This happened to me this morning.

I got up this morning and decided I'd have oatmeal.

I open the cabinet, grab a new container of instant oatmeal (yuck) and proceed to drop it.

It only spilled about a quarter of the contents, but that stuff is so light and fluffy it practically filled the kitchen and laundry room with the stuff.

Even sweeping it up was a challenge! I finally ended up grabbing the vacuum and sucked it all up. Took me all of 10 minutes to get it all.. under the stove, the reefer, washing machine... some even fluttered into the living room

What an incredible mess. Thank the Lord at least it was dry.

I finally finished cleaning it up and started over making my oatmeal for breakfast.

Grabbed the oatmeal container and yup, you guessed it.

You know how big of a mess three quarters of a container of oatmeal makes?
 

dv8

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dude, i had our two nieces (3 and 5) in our house yday. we were chillin' on the couch, watching some dumbass cuentos and eating cookies. this morning i could still brush out the goddamn crumbs from my hair.