> > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
> > they talk about their moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
> > to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> >
> > real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
> > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> > tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> > obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> >
> > As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
> >
> > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
> > Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it til now!
> > they talk about their moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
> > to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> >
> > real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
> > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> > tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> > obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> >
> > As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
> >
> > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
> > Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it til now!