Looking for smooth Mamajuana

I'm looking for a smooth mamajuana sold on the North Coast, preferably Puerto Plata or Sosua which is smooth or the real good bark with a recipe (I know some comes from Brazil) including proportions and what rum is best.
The mamajuana at El Choco is great but a tad pricey. Although they give one free with a dinner order.
And if it's "effective" for stimulating one's libido all the better "The sticks that raise the stick"

With or without wine. Even a mariscos recipe?
And will it be fully ready to drink by Christmas?

I figure Dominicans have the real inside information.

monfongo said:

Years ago if you got mamajuana it didn't have whine and honey and whatever else in it and you pretty much had to buy it in the campo. I bought a bottle one time that had a small turtle in it, added rum and nothing else, i can't drink the stuff they make now.

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I would gag if I found a turtle in mine