To whom it may concern: Important notice

Hillbilly

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Folks, life is too short, so I have scheduled this..for those who might need it, only.....

SURGERY NOTICE:
Please be advised that you have been
scheduled for an OPTORECTOMY procedure.
The purpose of this operation is to
sever the cord that connects your rectum
to your eyes and, hopefully, alleviate
your shitty outlook on life.



HB

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BushBaby

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Nice one HB, What about finding a surgeon who can perform Bocarectomy operations for those who suffer from Anal to Mouth excretions?

What would the operation be called that allowed a surgeon to snip the link between anal & BRAIN or one who thought with his posteria rather than the brain?? Now we are REALLY getting into the serious stuff!!
Regards etc - Grahame
 

x_man

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Hillbilly....

Assuming you post only DR related subjects,may I ask you than is this
procedure is more common with the general DR population or just within the
expat community??? Curious X.
 

Hillbilly

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Actually, x-man, this can fit anyone that needs it

I think that it was "One of those days" when it seems that everyone was in a foul mood and i needed to lighten up the Bb a little bit.

Truthfully, it is the rare person here that truly has a really schitty outlook. Most of my friends and collegues seem to be pretty even keeled.

However, there is often that one element that sees everything in a negative way....

There was no personal reference, at all...

There is an old hillbilly saying: If the shoe fits, wear it!

HB
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