WARNING!! Dominican women just got hornier

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Golo100

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To those who were concerned about our(men) infidelity, there is now a new threat to our supremacy in the infidelity department.

Dominican women have exhausted the supply of "women's Viagra" in the country. Every pharmacy reports waiting lines for this miracle treatment. This Viagra is even simpler to use and does not have the after effects reported for Viagra for older or impotent men.

All it takes is just a rubbing of this gel in the woman's clitoris and VOILA!!! the ladies are ready for 100% guaranteed orgasm. According to reports more than 50% of women cannot experience this fascinating experience that us men can experience even with the ugliest woman alive.

Now....why are Dominican women spending $450 pesos for a one night stand? Notice, this woman Viagra can only be used once!!!

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AZB

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viagra for women?????

What planet do I live on? I haven't heard of this new invention. The miracle drug for women?
So women, hold on to your pants and let me call my pharmacist first.
At last, my girls will finally realize what an orgasm is, for the first time. :) hehehehehehe
 
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Golo100

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Robert

Check out Listin Diario and Diario Libre today. It's all there, except my analysis on them chicks getting hornier than hell now.

I am now asking girls to use it to see the results. So far, if the drug stores are doing a killing, the girls must like it. I understand this miracle potion has menthol in it and makes the clitoris jump start. I could not figure how that works, because the same element used in "El chinito" works the opposite by numbing the penis to create a lasting effect on ejaculation for men.

So, there must be something in that potion that makes girls jump.
I could care less what's in it, if it's going to make my chick hornier. No more "yombina" is needed now.

TW
 
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Pib

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There goes another wasted minute of my time...

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AZB

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"No more "yombina" is needed now." GOLO

Now that is really funny. Where can I get that stuff? hehehehe
 
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Golo100

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PIB

Hey Pib, don't tell me you have not gone to your friendly drug store to place your order?

Give it a try!! Don't be such a bore all the time.

TW
 
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Criss Colon

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"Yombina","Female Viagra",450 pesos!

What a bunch of pathetic losers you guys are! "AZB" wants to pay big bucks for anything that will help his "girls" have an orgasm,"Golo" doesn,t seem any better with his "Chick"!...Well guys you might try a little COMMUNICATION" with your partner! Most dominican girls I know are very good at telling,and showing, just what they like!And for those of you men not to well informed,the "tongue" can be used to "communicate" in various ways!But then you "Macho" men don,t do "THAT" do you?Oh well,"None are so deaf as those who will not hear"! and your tongue doesn,t need a "Viagra" to stay "HARD"! Criss Colon:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: ;)
 
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My thoughts

At first I wasn't going to post a response and thought the post should be in some other forum, but alas it is DR related and I will take Rob's word that it is in the link
http://www.diariolibre.com/articulo...23-05-2002&sc=5

but it will not load or is very slow loading.

I would rather spend the time activating the ladies hormones myself and really do not need or want assistance.
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There are many ways to Meca!

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Tony C

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Re: There goes another wasted minute of my time...

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You really need to light up honey! I think it is kind of funny! I bet Super-Wuss, AZB, is going all over Santiago looking for this cream. I guess he figures that with this stuff maybe all those girls won't leave him after his 4 minutes of Paki Love making!
People will believe anything!
 
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A woman once asked me if I was good in bed. Now I hadn't slept with this woman and had no plans to in the future. This woman also had a picture of me which wasn't really true. She thought I was a macho snob.

I gave it some thought and really did some soul searching. I finally came to the conclusion and gave her the answer. I said I was most certainly good in bed.

She then asked me why I answered her the way I did seeking an explanation.

I simply replied, "I am good in bed because I please myself every time". So on that note, who cares if they run out of womans viagra!

I have to agree with Criss, the use of the tongue has its values. Licking Ice Cream maybe?
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AZB

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TonyC and his right hand.

"I guess he figures that with this stuff maybe all those girls won't leave him after his 4 minutes of Paki Love making!" TonyC

At least AZB is getting full 4 minutes worth of loving. When was the last time you had any action other than with your own self.
Ok guys, the last time TonyC was inside a women was when the doctor pulled him out. Hehehehe get it?
 
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AnnaC

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:bunny: AZB ( I love yanking your chain ) but if your girls don't know what a real orgasm is, I guess your not doing it right or they haven't matured yet.
 
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Isaac G

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In matters of the body the tongue is seldom wrong!

Hello my friends and yes that means you to Colon,

I am getting ready to soon visit the DR I'm just finalizing the least
touristy places that I will visit. Golo you never e:mailed me back?

I must admit that the anatomy of the woman is wonderful but
the insertion of the tongue upon the right part should make any
woman feel special.


I only hope that the menthol that is supposedly used in this new wonder drug doesn't get into my mouth.

Friends anybody have any thoughts on Jarabocoa Golo I'm finalizing my hunting grounds for the right Dominicanita I could use your help on this one!



I will hopefully see you all soon, IG
 
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AZB

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Unexplored terretories. (Isaac)

Isaac, here are some unspoken secret hideouts that no one seems to talk about. I haven't gotten around to driving up there yet but as soon as my santiagueras will give me a couple of days off I will head to these places:

Bani: near Santo Domingo yet the climate changes drastically. Clean small town with tons of young rubias with beautiful hair. Most are educated and very friendly.

Santiago Rodriguez: I have been there but only for 10 mins. We had stopped by to eat something quick on the way to Santiago. I was impressed with what I saw among the locals. Many friendly, but family oriented, young girls all over the central square.

Moa: A dessert town which not only produces Onions and carrots but blossoms with some of the most beautiful dominicanas that I have ever seen anywhere in this country. Too bad I have only been there a few times but always accompanied by a friend and his family. Not a good time to hunt around.
I guarantee you that if you are not impressed with these princesses then nothing will. They are mostly slim, tanned angels with fine facial features and straight long hair. Many are model looking.

Jarabacoa: This place also has some of the most secret hidden treasures, which I have yet to uncover. My problem is that we always end up going there with other girls (from Santiago) so I can't look around. I am sure you will find this place very exciting.


Constanza: I have met a few white girls from there. They all looked pure spaniards. I haven't been able to drag my butt up to those high mountains yet, but I hope you will give me a complete report when you're done with your exploration.

It?s not easy to meet decent girls in those areas listed above unless someone introduces you to them. Maybe you might want to utilize Dominican papi's trick. Buy everyone a drink in the bar and then start from there. Good luck.
 
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hbernard

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I consult with my lawyer and...

He told me to say this before.

WITH OUT PREJUDICE.

Now, How can you tell when a women is having a ORGASM...?

Who cares !
 
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Dominican Papi

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Constanza girls are the most beautiful

go up there and see for yourself Mr Green. Constanza is the most beautiful town of the island, and it has the most beautiful women in the caribbean and beyond. it is my home town , so i can say this with certainty. this town has remained secluded for many years and it is a world apart from the rest of the island with its own climate, vegetation and beauty. i'm going there in December, and i can't wait to rejoice with my beautiful paisanas. to sit by a fireplace on a December night and listen to the rustle of pine trees may not the your idea of a "caribbean" vacation, thus that's why the town has not received that much tourist attention, but it's all good the way it is.

check the town page:

www.constanza.net
 
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