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    Default Double Entendre

    A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey
    The bartender says "You're in here everyday drinking, do you think you might be an alcoholic ?"
    The Horse replies "I don't think I am" and vanishes from existence.

    Because this joke is about Descartes, with his famous philosophy of "I think therefore I am".
    But to have to explain this part of the joke to you would be putting Descartes in front of the horse.

    Let the Boos rain down

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