I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today.I'm gonna be a father

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I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today.I'm gonna be a father

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."