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    Do not let these naysayers slow you down.
    Kissing frogs is the way to find your princess and you keep right on, its healthy.

    $150.00 is only the cost of business. I wager you got your money's worth.

    Get right back out hunting around the pond for your next frog.
    It is all a numbers game.
    Every frog you kiss brings you one step closer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauricio View Post
    If you clean the bathroom I’ll give you 1200 pesos...so you’re dating the maid?
    derfish is just looking for a twofer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derfish View Post
    How come is it that the dominican women cannot figure out the simplest things about money? " I need 1200 pesos for the salon."
    "OK I will give you 1200 if you clean the bathroom?"
    "But you won't unless I clean your bathroom?"
    "If I have to pay someone else to clean the bathroom I won't have it to give to you for the salon."
    Then she left me a couple of weeks later, took my bank card and liberated $150 from my US account. But feeding her and giving her a place to live wasn't enuff. She had to grab and run, now I hear she's broke and wants to come back. She cannot seem to understand why not! I told her that chicas are like buses, one goes and another will be along in 20 minutes!
    So it is like the old proverb about the goose that laid golden eggs, until the farmer butchered her to find where they were coming from. No more golden eggs.
    Could have lived forever (or until I was gone) with me, but no had to kill the source.
    Same old same old!
    Chapter 2
    So I get home from Jumbo today and on the floor, presumably shoved under the door is a note in her handwriting saying "Casate conmigo. Quiero ser tu esposa de verdad. Por favor." Honest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derfish View Post
    Chapter 2
    So I get home from Jumbo today and on the floor, presumably shoved under the door is a note in her handwriting saying "Casate conmigo. Quiero ser tu esposa de verdad. Por favor." Honest!
    I bet she thinks there is another 150 USD somewhere...

    If not, congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derfish View Post
    Chapter 2
    So I get home from Jumbo today and on the floor, presumably shoved under the door is a note in her handwriting saying "Casate conmigo. Quiero ser tu esposa de verdad. Por favor." Honest!
    Go for it !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derfish View Post
    Chapter 2
    So I get home from Jumbo today and on the floor, presumably shoved under the door is a note in her handwriting saying "Casate conmigo. Quiero ser tu esposa de verdad. Por favor." Honest!
    You've been here long enough to know what's goin on, and I know you not only knew this was coming, but know what to do with this typical Dominicana behavior. I got a good chuckle out of reading her note.. Take care Derf.

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    sounds like a keeper for sure. don't pass this one up. true love

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogerjac View Post
    sounds like a keeper for sure. don't pass this one up. true love
    If you send someone to clean my bathroom I will send her to you!

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    Derf---

    take a deep breath..... relax

    then give her the hoof.....bye bye

    Somethiunga bout the number of fish in the sea...

    Know when you made a mistake
    Live & learn

    Nothing like a new one
    Who cleans the bathroom!!

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    My dear Derfish…. please see it for what it is.

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