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    Default Monday funny

    Just can't help myself...this one is too good not too share...

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
    Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
    years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out thebest time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!

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    "an unexamined life is not worth living"
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    Thumbs up Thanks for sharing

    This one is a classic Jeffe. LOL

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    Thumbs up finally one that makes me laugh out loud ...

    loved it!!!

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    Talking El Jefe...

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    You da man!!!
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