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    NEW TALIBAN SOLUTION

    For quick resolution of the Taliban conflict, the Bush administration
    has implemented the following war tactic:


    *** PRESS RELEASE ***

    Redneck Special Forces

    The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the
    mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of
    Redneck Special Forces.

    Billy Bob, Bubba, Cooter, and Weasel are being sent
    in and have been told five things:

    1. The limit is two.

    2. The season ended last weekend.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.

    5. Some are queer.

    That should just about do it !!

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    Sounds like a couple of good ole boys in my hunting club.

    When they had the Olympics here in Atlanta and released the doves at the opening ceremony...yep...Billy Bob and Bubba blasted them like it was the last day of the season!

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