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Thread: This might belong in the Clown Bin But: It is for Italians

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    Default This might belong in the Clown Bin But: It is for Italians

    Especially for MommC and Anna, here's thinking of you...


    Seventeen Signs That Show You're Italian:

    1. You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but
    you still cry when your mother yells at you.

    2. Your father owns five houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still
    drives a '76 Monte Carlo.

    3. You share a bathroom with your five brothers, have no money, but
    drive a $45,000.00 Camaro.

    4. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, and travel agent
    are all blood relatives.

    5. You consider dunking a pack of cookies in milk a
    nutritious breakfast.

    6. Your 2 best friends are your
    cousin and your brother-
    in-law's brother-in-law.

    7. You are a card-
    carrying V.I.P. at
    more than 3 dance clubs.

    8. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the
    ladies by wearing your "Just Do Me" tank top.

    9. At least five of your cousins live on your street.

    10. All 5 of those cousins are named after your
    grandfather.
    11. A high school diploma and 1 year of community
    college has earned you the title of "professor"
    among your aunts.

    12. You are on a first name basis with at least
    8 banquet hall owners.
    13. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 8",
    it is presumed your mother had an affair.

    14. There are more than 28 people in your bridal
    party.

    15. You netted more than $50,000 on your
    first communion.

    16. At some point in your life, you were a D.J.

    17. Thirty years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto"
    when answering the phone.

    HB

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    Default How about?

    You go to the funeral of an "Aunt,or an "Uncle" at least once a week!

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    Talking

    How do you spoil an Italian wedding? You yell out:

    "Hey Tony Your camero's on fire"

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    Thumbs up

    now THATS funny....

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    Default Or maybe........

    You spent twice what you netted on your first communion for your wedding!!
    Or......
    When your brother and sisters in law come to visit you have over 30 people in the house.

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