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    1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
    ---They both wiggle when you eat them.

    2. What is a Yankee?
    ---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    3. What do women and condoms have in common?
    ---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.



    4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
    ---Odor eaters.

    5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    ---A Lickalotopuss.

    6. Why do men name their penis?
    ---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.



    7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    ---Snowballs.

    8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
    ---A hard pecker.

    9. What kind of bees give milk?
    ---Boo bees.



    10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
    ---Speed bumps.

    11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    ---They both like a tight seal.

    12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
    ---If it were more, it would be Hell.



    13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
    --- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

    14. What is the new gay Internet address?
    ---c: enter

    15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
    ---They're right! We do taste like chicken!



    16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    ---The balls are just for decoration.

    17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    ---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

    18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
    ---They have no balls to scratch



    19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
    ---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.

    20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
    ---About three inches.

    21. How do you make a hormone?
    ---Don't pay her.



    22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    ---A Megasorass.

    23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    ---One..Men will screw anything.

    24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
    ---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

    25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
    --- "I'm sooooo drunk!"

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    Sadly # 16 is not true!

    Tony C.

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    Maybe it was never true... Why only with little boys is my question? Maybe we shouold bring them to the DR for some fine fruit of the vine

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    #19 made me laugh - oh, and the lesbian frogs!

    There's another that I don't get, but I'm sure I don't want it explained to me either....

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    Jane... I will have AZB explain this to you. He is in the Medical field and has experience with such things and would be better able to explain in a manner that you will understand.

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