Even God enjoys a good laugh!

Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
was more work for Him to do



 

Meredith

LiVe ThE LiFe YoU iMaGiNeD
Jan 24, 2002
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Awesome, Musicqueen, you are awesome!!! Where do you come up with these, they are grrrrrrrrreat! Have a fab weekend everyone