Joe Bob and me were talking one day when Joe Bob says, "I went to see
the doctor the other day for that pain in my back."

"So what happened?" I asked.

"Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home.
Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever
I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee?"

"Why would he want you to sit to pee?" I asked

"Well", said Joe Bob, "With my bad back, he doesn't want me picking up
anything too big."