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    Vettehead from Buckhead
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    Talking Some great investing advice

    Investment Advice

    If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
    be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
    year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
    deposit, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
    recycle.

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    Unfortunately, The Clown Bin really isn't the place for this. Probably should go in the Business section.

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    It's a joke, man.

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    I suspect that Ken is joking.

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    I know it is a joke, Bugsey, thus the word "unfortunately".

    If you had any money in the stock market you would know what I meant.

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    Default This joke was so popular

    That it was part of the TODAY SHOW....

    You have to feel for those that put their trust in Corporate America...

    Can't rest untill Lay and his ilk are behind bars and being "de-cherried" by Bubba!!

    HB

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