OPn a roll today--Short Blond Joke

Hillbilly

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A blond in the Market

There was this beautiful blond walking down the aisles of the market. every now and then she touched her head, her ears, her lovely breasts and her crotch.

The manager observed this weird behavour and both curious and worried, he asked her what she was doing?

She said: " I am remembering my shopping list."

How is that he asked?

She answered: "Well, I need one head of lettuce, two ears of corn, two breasts of chicken and some Fantastic!"


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AnnaC

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Jan 2, 2002
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That's cute Hillbilly but not all blonds are female. Here's one I got today.

Subject: Men vs Laundry

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife.
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends",she replied,
"what does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Toronto Maple Leafs"