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Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything

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This ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE, Seeks male companionship, ethnicity not important. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, dressed in what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 150 men called the number and found themselves talking to the Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador Retriever. :cheeky: