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mkohn

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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me because I wanna take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, with his wife sitting there in black, and her friend sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!'

She came over and put a box in the casket. Then the undertakers clicked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with that man! "

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I would put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you actually put that money in the casket with that man?"

" I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check.
 

Ken

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I like it, mkon

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Theresa

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Very funny Wud. One of my favorite lines from the movie Dumb and Dumber

"That's an I.O.U., it's as good as cash"