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  1. #1
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    Talking Cute for Wednesday!

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    Question: Why did the elephant get up on top of the billiards table with a beret on his head?

    Answer: Because he's such a big elephant that he can do whatever the f*** he wants!


    Question: How do you kill a blue elephant?

    Answer: With a shotgun made especially to kill blue elephants.


    Question: How do you kill a pink elephant?

    Answer: You take his trunk and squeeze it until he can't breath and turns blue, and then you kill him with a shotgun made especially to kill blue elephants!

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    More dumb elephant jokes:

    Question: How do you know when there is an elephant in the refridgerator?

    Answer: There are elephant tracks in the butter.

    Question: How do you know when there are 4 elephants in the refridgerator?

    Answer: The volkswagon out back is empty.

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    You can count on Musicqueen to get the day started off with a smile.

    You've got a fertile mind, a good source of humor, or both to be able to provide such a steady stream of entertainment.

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    Thank you Ken...I do have a very good imagination, and a great sense of humor...it's one of the requirements to be able to handle my job on a day to day basis!!!

    I'm glad you enjoy my jokes...Have you read my trip report yet?

    I think that will put a smile in your face as well...some things only happen to me!!!

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