Priorities

mkohn

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Jan 1, 2002
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his manhood was
mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him
that modern medicine could solve this problem, but
that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it
was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small,
$6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was
sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk
it over with his wife before he made any decision.

The man called his wife on the phone and explained their
options. The doctor came back into the room and found
the man looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the
doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."