A Poem For Computer Users Over 40...

Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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A computer was something on TV

From a Science Fiction show of note,

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the father of a goat.


Meg was the name of my girlfriend

And gig was a job for the nights

Now they all mean different things

And that really mega bytes.


An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano.


A Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3-in. floppy

You hoped nobody found out.


Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while.


Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode.


Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu.


I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head.

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens they wish they were dead.;)
 
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