I finally did it!

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EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

1.. You - Off my planet.
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2.. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? .
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3.. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. .
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4.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. .
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5.. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be? .
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6.. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. .
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7.. Allow me to introduce my selves. .
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8.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. .
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mkohn

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and...

9.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. .
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10.. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. .
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11.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. .
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12.. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't sleeping. .
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13.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. .
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15.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? .
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16.. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing. .
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sorry Robert, I couldn't resist...

17.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? .
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18.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? .
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19.. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here. .
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20.. Earth is full. Go home. .
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21.. Is it time for your medication or mine? .
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22.. How do I set a laser printer to stun? .
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23.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. .
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respectfully sumbitted for your approval...
mk
 
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