A man was walking along the seaside when all the sudden he heard someone screaming for help.
He took a good look around and saw a midget drowning. After a brief and glamorous rescue the midget told the man that he is being granted a wish because he saved his live.
All the sudden the man sais: "You know, I'm claustrophobic and I always get seasick. That's why I can't travel to America. What I would like you to do is build a bridge between Europe and America."
Midget's reply: "But my good man, that is almost impossible. Please choose something else. Something easier..."
The man: "Ok, I would like to have a woman which has a nice set of big t*ts, is good looking and very smart!"
The midget: "Right... About that bridge, do you want any lightposts on it?"
He took a good look around and saw a midget drowning. After a brief and glamorous rescue the midget told the man that he is being granted a wish because he saved his live.
All the sudden the man sais: "You know, I'm claustrophobic and I always get seasick. That's why I can't travel to America. What I would like you to do is build a bridge between Europe and America."
Midget's reply: "But my good man, that is almost impossible. Please choose something else. Something easier..."
The man: "Ok, I would like to have a woman which has a nice set of big t*ts, is good looking and very smart!"
The midget: "Right... About that bridge, do you want any lightposts on it?"