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Streaker could face charges after NHL game
Fan stripped down to socks, leapt on to ice, slipped, knocked himself unconcious
CALGARY (CP) - It wasn't pretty when a streaker fell flat during his moment of glory at a Calgary Flames NHL game Thursday.
With five minutes left in the game between the Flames and the Boston Bruins, the unidentified man, wearing nothing but a pair of red socks, climbed over the glass next to the penalty box.
But his landing was less than perfect. He wound up hitting his head and falling flat on his back in full view of fans.
that lead to forms like this:
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fianc?/Husband: ____________________________________
I request permission for a leave of absence
from the highest authority in my life for the following period
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fianc?/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer: _____ Wine: _____ Liquor: _____ Total: _____
Locations to be visited:
Location: ____________________________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location: ____________________________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Females with whom conversation is permitted: ____________________________
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fianc?/Husband: ____________________________
Request is: APPROVED ______ DENIED ______
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
Permission for my boyfriend/fianc?/husband to be away for the following period of time
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Signed - Girlfriend/Fianc?/Wife: ____________________________
Streaker could face charges after NHL game
Fan stripped down to socks, leapt on to ice, slipped, knocked himself unconcious
CALGARY (CP) - It wasn't pretty when a streaker fell flat during his moment of glory at a Calgary Flames NHL game Thursday.
With five minutes left in the game between the Flames and the Boston Bruins, the unidentified man, wearing nothing but a pair of red socks, climbed over the glass next to the penalty box.
But his landing was less than perfect. He wound up hitting his head and falling flat on his back in full view of fans.
that lead to forms like this:
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fianc?/Husband: ____________________________________
I request permission for a leave of absence
from the highest authority in my life for the following period
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fianc?/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer: _____ Wine: _____ Liquor: _____ Total: _____
Locations to be visited:
Location: ____________________________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location: ____________________________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Females with whom conversation is permitted: ____________________________
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fianc?/Husband: ____________________________
Request is: APPROVED ______ DENIED ______
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
Permission for my boyfriend/fianc?/husband to be away for the following period of time
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Signed - Girlfriend/Fianc?/Wife: ____________________________