Pussy Joke
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him
one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park..
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway .....
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and
the same again....
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the darn cat would
always
beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there....
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes",
the wife answers..."why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered:
"Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him
one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park..
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway .....
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and
the same again....
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the darn cat would
always
beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there....
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes",
the wife answers..."why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered:
"Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"