Three Ministers
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a
Southern Baptist and their wives were on a cruise. A
tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. They all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing
before St. Peter.
First in line was the Presbyterian and his wife. St.
Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in.
You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named
Penny."
St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the
"Other Place" they went.
Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in
either," said Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor
and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much. You
loved food so much, you even married a woman named
Candy!"
Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and whang! Down the chute
went the Methodists.
The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered
nervously, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a
Southern Baptist and their wives were on a cruise. A
tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. They all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing
before St. Peter.
First in line was the Presbyterian and his wife. St.
Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in.
You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named
Penny."
St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the
"Other Place" they went.
Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in
either," said Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor
and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much. You
loved food so much, you even married a woman named
Candy!"
Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and whang! Down the chute
went the Methodists.
The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered
nervously, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."