Maybe if he stopped burning the rice and exporting it to needy countries in Lating America or something...then he could (maybe) afford to buy fuel for his jet!
How much does it cost to be a Dominican Prez anyway? Maybe I should run for Prez when I get there!
First thing I'd do...to hang all those corrupt politicians, which is why the country is in such dissarray and poverty. They pocket all the loot that should go to making the country better!
Like this Judge around Miches who got caught with a whole bunch of Kilos worth in Weed! It's pathetic!
Funny: a helicopter to go from work to the colmado! You guys rock!