A Poem Just For Us Girls...

Musicqueen

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Girl Poem
A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

Now, you must forward this to at least 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.

Not that I believe the above, I just think you should forward this to at least 6 women so they can laugh too!!!!!!


 

Criss Colon

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Such HOSTILITY toward men!

All we want is a "BJ" about once a week,and some "ASS" once in a while,and you get all bent out of shape! As long as women look at relationships as some kind of competition between men and women,they will always come out as the loosers!!! CRIS
 

Musicqueen

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Oh, Criss ...come on!

It's Monday and some people have the day off...except me!!! This is the 5th week in a row I work 7 days...

Give me a break!!!

There's nobody else on this board that LOVES men as much as I do!

But even you have to agree that certain parts of that poem are absolutely true!!!

Maybe I do need a boyfriend...like my doctor suggested...I think I'm starting a "MUSICQUEEN DR TRIP RELIEF FUND" soon...

Anybody willing to donate to my speedy recovery?
 

JOHNNY HONDA

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Mi Reina de Musica
If you come to Sosua I will be more than happy to give you the relief you so desperately need,
Johnny:lick: :lick: :bunny: :bunny:
 

Musicqueen

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JH...my problem is getting there...once I reach DR soil...I'm a happy woman!!! Believe me...sankies or no sankies...no trouble getting relief!!!
 

Criss Colon

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Queen,"I Know,I Know"!

It is just that the poem's antagonistic undertones are all about the "Head Banging" that goes on between men and women! (Now there is a straight line to die for!)CRIS
 

Musicqueen

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Oh, Wud I think you deserve whatever you want for being so nice to me!!!

But, have you noticed how none of the girls have responded to this thread, even though it specifically says...poem for us GIRLS...

Hmmmm, wonder why?

I want to see Negro Lindo's reply to this also...
 

OwnRules

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I am not Negro or Lindo

But I hope you don't mind

If I take a bit of time

To say that I agree

Ladies indeed, should sit to pee

And leave getting the hard-ons

To the rest of us morons.
 
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earosemena

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I'm proud to say I can pee standing up or sitting down. I'm also proud to say that anything I have and own I have paid for. This is not hostility against men, (I LOVE men) this is the reality of many women and I. As the song goes: "I am woman, hear me roar."
 

AnnaC

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I can pee standing up too but my legs keep getting wet then I have to take a shower and redo my makeup and hair. I think it's faster if I sit.
 

OwnRules

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Musicqueen said:
ownrules...Nobody knew you were such a poet!

Well done!!!

Many thanks but that's moi. A jack if all trades and a master of absolutely none.

BTW, didn't mean to turn this thread in a Golden Shower enthusiast's er...wet dream? :eek:

Then again, I suppose there's nothing wrong with that either.
 

Negro Lindo

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I think the poem is nice,
it's absolutely neccessary to let real women be real women,
Lord know I see to many women going around trying to be men these days....too manly to be a woman but has the equipment of a woman.
Stay proud MQ
 

Theresa

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"I sit down to pee. "

OK I will confess. I tried to "steer" it once since the tiolet seat was really gross and I failed miserably. What else, Oh...I can get a message without a hard on but it depends on where you are massaging me ;) Don't worry about the jewelry.. that might mean I owe you something... and flowers once a while, and if you want to look at my chest go ahead, I'll be looking at the goods too!
 

Musicqueen

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Always, Negrito baby...

You know what I do when they call me a B I T C H?

I say THANK YOU!

<b>B</b>abe <b>I</b>n <b>T</b>otal <b>C</b>ontrol of <b>H</b>erself....