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Negro Lindo

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A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS,excited
to begin tracking down high-powered offenders-just as the Enron or
WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit
dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the
Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting
by having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when
we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and
then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box
back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo
balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, " the I.R.S. " ...and about once a
year,they send us a little prick like you."
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Musicqueen

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Oh, Negrito...thanks for putting a smile on my face...I'm home today...I sprained my back working out on Wed. and decided to just lay in bed and not venture out into the COLD here in So. Fla. today...

Great funny!
 

chicker

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LOL!!!!!

That is so funny!!! :) :) :)
As tax filing season rolls around, I'm reminded that at various times during 2002:
My wife had 3 jobs,
I had 2 jobs,
We bought a newer house,
For 9 months we owned 2 houses,
We sold the older house,
We refinanced the new house,
Half the 'stuff' in the old house we donated to charity,
I received proceeds from a class-action suit against a crooked life insurance company that screwed me six years ago,
and what little money I had in the stock market had shrunk almost to nothing.

And so...

I will willingly part with even more of my money to have a professional figure out how much tax on owe on all that.

I love this country but I believe the devil himself wrote the tax code. What a headache!!!! :p :p

SLM