<b><i>A VERY CUTE friend of mine sent me this...thought I share with the rest of you!!! </b></i>
THE 14 COMMANDMENTS*
1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.
2.NO MALE CAN POSSIBLE KNOW ALL THE RULES.
3.THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTIFICATION.
4. IF THE FEMALE SUSPECTS THE MALE KNOWS ALL THE RULES, SHE <u><b>MUST</b></u> IMMEDIATELY CHANGE SOME OR ALL OF THE RULES.
5.THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.
6.IF THE FEMALE IS WRONG, IT IS BECAUSE OF A FLAGANT MISUNDERSTANDING WHICH WAS A DIRECT RESULT OF SOMETHING THE MALE DID OR SAID.
7.IF RULE 6 APPLIES, THE MALE MUST APPOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY
FOR CAUSING THE MISUNDERSTANDING.
8.THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.
9.THE MALE MUST NEVER CHANGE HIS MIND WITHOUT WRITTEN
CONSENT FROM THE FEMALE.
10.THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY
TIME.
11.THE MALE MUST REMAIN CALM AT ALL TIMES, UNLESS THE FEMALE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.
12.THE FEMALE MUST, UNDER NO CIRCUNSTANCES, LET THE MALE
KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.
13.IF THE FEMALE HAS <u><b>PMS</b></u>, ALL RULES ARE NULL AND VOID.
14.WHEN A FEMALE WANTS YOUR OPINION, SHE <b><u>GIVES</b></u> IT TO YOU WITHOUT QUESTION.