Hilarious!
Subject: Re: Observation's
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single".
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how
on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n shit."
Subject: Re: Observation's
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single".
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how
on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n shit."