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  1. #1
    Miami Nice!
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    Jan 2002
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    Talking Night Classes...sign Up Now!!!

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    Classes for Men at our Local Learning Centre for Adults.

    Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

    TOPIC 1 -
    How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
    Step by step, with slide presentations.

    TOPIC 2 -
    The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
    Round table discussion.

    TOPIC 3 -
    Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat
    Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
    Group practice.

    TOPIC 4 -
    Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
    Pictures and explanatory graphics.

    TOPIC 5 -
    The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly
    into the Kitchen Sink? or even the Dish Washer.
    Examples on video.

    TOPIC 6 -
    Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
    Help line support and support groups.

    TOPIC 7 -
    Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right
    Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open forum.

    TOPIC 8 -
    Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
    Graphics and audio tape.

    TOPIC 9 -
    Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
    Real life testimonials.

    TOPIC 10 -
    Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel
    Driving simulation.

    TOPIC 11 -
    Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    On-line class and role playing.

    TOPIC 12 -
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
    Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.

    TOPIC 13 -
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
    Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to
    Be Late.
    Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*

    * Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
    few survivors. *


  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
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    Ummm...when do these classes start? Are they offered in Toronto? And can I please sign my guy up without his consent?

    LMAO...this is too funny! It's a shame these classes don't really exist.

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    Feb 2003
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  4. #4
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    Jan 2002
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    Only if you are the teacher MQ.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
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    This is sooo funny MQ, and so true...I could tell you stories.LOL


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