Night Classes...sign Up Now!!!

Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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Classes for Men at our Local Learning Centre for Adults.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

TOPIC 1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.

TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat
Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group practice.

TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly
into the Kitchen Sink? or even the Dish Washer.
Examples on video.

TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and support groups.

TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right
Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.

TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel
Parks?
Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.

TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to
Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*

* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
few survivors. *

 

debs

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Jun 10, 2002
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Ummm...when do these classes start? Are they offered in Toronto? And can I please sign my guy up without his consent?

LMAO...this is too funny! It's a shame these classes don't really exist.