Puhleeese...
Do not refer to MSNBC for your sexual guidance.
Instead, "dive in " and give it all you got.
When you're done, get out the measuring stick and really check out the size...of the "wet spot"...the true measure of success (or lack therof).
Diameter:
0" -- 4", You should be embarrassed, shame on you.
4" -- 8", You da man, High five.
8" -- 12", Musta invested in the foreplay market, cha ching!
12" -- 24", Get a towel, and give that golden girl a wipe, you stud!
24"+, Change the sheets (if you have the energy) and, remember, that you are blessed. Say a prayer and go to sleepeetown!
