Sunday Chuckle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know what happened....you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog".

More Sunday Funnies!

1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling
around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

2. Q. How can you tell when a man is - ?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
noose.

3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to
listen to him brag about the screwing part.

5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

10. Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man
wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their
day!!
And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to
find this funny!

P.S. AT LEAST FINDING 5 BRIGHT WOMEN IS POSSIBLE!