A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road and saw he was still barely alive.
The squad ran to him, and the squad leader leaned down and cradled the soldier's blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard.
I looked him right in the eye and houted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, " George Bush , Dick Cheney, Colin Powell , Condoleeza Rice and most of your Republicans are unprincipled,lying pieces of trash, too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road and saw he was still barely alive.
The squad ran to him, and the squad leader leaned down and cradled the soldier's blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard.
I looked him right in the eye and houted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, " George Bush , Dick Cheney, Colin Powell , Condoleeza Rice and most of your Republicans are unprincipled,lying pieces of trash, too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."