"DR1Blue"has a better chance of getting a plane in the air than Air Dominicana!!
I can see it now...................."E-lo Mate,this is your Cap'n speak'n,Bloody ell that pig on the runway eh?
"Catering by "Aunt Clara,etal""More "Tostones with your "mondongo Sir?
"Security by "Johnny Honda".."I don't give a fly'n Phuck who you know Pedro,you can't bring your phucking rooster on the plane!
"Flight attendants:
Jan,"Sure I'll have a beer with you!What did you say your name was?"what time do we get to Miami?" I thought we were going to Pittsburg!"
"I,m Theresa in the main cabin"..Excuse me sir are you a Sanki by any chance?""Would you like to join the DR1 "Mile High Club?"
"Co-Pilot/Flight Engineer: Ken
I'm sorry Captain I cannot authorize take-off at this time.According to the flight manual,page 785,paragraph 6,section2,line 5,we cannot attempt take-off until the engines have a temperature of 378C,and 16,000 rpms for at least 2.35 minutes!..."Of COARSE I AM Sure! I Memorized the manual!!!
"Motto"...."DR1 Blue,Imagine the Possibilities"
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