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Hillbilly

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Dinner at the Monestary

Stephanie was running late for her dinner invitation
at the monastery. She arrived just in time for dinner,
which turned out to be the best fish and chips she's
ever had. After dinner, she went into the kitchen and
said to the kitchen staff "Excuse me, but who cooked
that meal?"

Two of the brothers stepped forward and responded, "Hello,
I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"Pleased to meet you both. I just wanted to thank
you for a wonderful dinner." Said Stephanie.

Both brothers smiled and murmured, "Thank you, our
pleasure."

"Out of curiosity, who cooked what?" she asked.

Brother Charles said, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

Stephanie winced, turned pale, and said to the other
brother, "Oh, no. Then you must be..."

"Yes, I'm the chip monk."


Sorry folks,

HB