A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," the man said.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ---- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "hey, this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," the man said.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ---- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "hey, this looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that.