1. Coffee , a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , an olive flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , a humorous question in an exam.
12. Rectitude , the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster , a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent , the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism , the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon , a Jamaican proctologist.
2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , an olive flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , a humorous question in an exam.
12. Rectitude , the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster , a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent , the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism , the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon , a Jamaican proctologist.