After having their 11th child, a Tennessee mountain couple
decided *11* was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the vet, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal
in the Tennessee mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the veterinarian.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his! is ear and began to count:
"1....2....3....4....5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, and West Virginia.
decided *11* was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the vet, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal
in the Tennessee mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the veterinarian.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his! is ear and began to count:
"1....2....3....4....5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, and West Virginia.