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Like you can talk. You farm GOATS. Ask hubby what happens when there aren't any girls around down here ...
:: just having fun, Pam ::
goatfarmnga said:
Like you can talk. You farm GOATS. Ask hubby what happens when there aren't any girls around down here ...
:: just having fun, Pam ::
Fun FUN..
Hey It is too Baaaaad when there are no women around...I have heard that believe me....but I lived in Iceland where they say "Where the men are men and the sheep are scared" Pam
Hey It is too Baaaaad when there are no women around...I have heard that believe me....but I lived in Iceland where they say "Where the men are men and the sheep are scared"
PamIn Iceland they also say...
I bet There are more sheep in Iceland than in Wyoming....poor sheep! Pam
In Iceland they also say "Where there is a woman behind every tree...There are no trees there... Pam
I bet There are more sheep in Iceland than in Wyoming....poor sheep!
PamIn Iceland they also say "Where there is a woman behind every tree...There are no trees there...
Pam
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No he is not bbaaaasexual...He is a crazy Dominican man who may be coming to DR alone! What do you get when you go to the Post Office, Bank, Grocery store and Car Wash 30 miles away and it takes 2 hours to do it? You get a mad husband who sleeps on the floor because if you are gone more than 1/2 hour he thinks you are cheating on him... SOME men are really ridiculous and I hope you are not one of them..When do men grow up anyway? He is 45 years old.... Pam
No he is not bbaaaasexual...He is a crazy Dominican man who may be coming to DR alone! What do you get when you go to the Post Office, Bank, Grocery store and Car Wash 30 miles away and it takes 2 hours to do it? You get a mad husband who sleeps on the floor because if you are gone more than 1/2 hour he thinks you are cheating on him...
SOME men are really ridiculous and I hope you are not one of them..When do men grow up anyway? He is 45 years old.... PamRe: tooo baaadd
FWIW: This belongs somewhere else, but why do you think he is a'crazy' Dominican. That better than average Dominican male behavior. A typical Dominican man here would not let his wife/girlfriend leave their house alone. Period. He would have to accompany her. About the only time she could leave alone would be with the children to go to the store or school and back.
We've been trying to tell you you're in for a real culture shock. All the signs are there anyway, just read 'em Pam.
goatfarmnga said:No he is not bbaaaasexual...He is a crazy Dominican man who may be coming to DR alone! What do you get when you go to the Post Office, Bank, Grocery store and Car Wash 30 miles away and it takes 2 hours to do it? You get a mad husband who sleeps on the floor because if you are gone more than 1/2 hour he thinks you are cheating on him...
FWIW: This belongs somewhere else, but why do you think he is a'crazy' Dominican. That better than average Dominican male behavior. A typical Dominican man here would not let his wife/girlfriend leave their house alone. Period. He would have to accompany her. About the only time she could leave alone would be with the children to go to the store or school and back.
We've been trying to tell you you're in for a real culture shock. All the signs are there anyway, just read 'em Pam.
thanks again!
Well you do not have to hit me on top of the head too many times..I get the message! I thought maybe it was me...NAW If all Dominican men are like mine I swear they should come with a warning label!
Kidding of course..Yes he IS that bad..but after 6 years you learn to live with it I guess...I am coming to the DR but my money is in the US until I feel it would be safe to stay there with him..If not Hasta La Vista Dominican man I will go live somewhere else.
Since this went off subject and I do not feel qualified to talk about getting blow jobs...good bye!
Well you do not have to hit me on top of the head too many times..I get the message! I thought maybe it was me...NAW If all Dominican men are like mine I swear they should come with a warning label!
Kidding of course..Yes he IS that bad..but after 6 years you learn to live with it I guess...I am coming to the DR but my money is in the US until I feel it would be safe to stay there with him..If not Hasta La Vista Dominican man I will go live somewhere else.
Since this went off subject and I do not feel qualified to talk about getting blow jobs...good bye!
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Pam : If thats what you have to deal with at home I feel sorry for you. I personally dont get jealous. If I feel like I cant trust the girl I am with I show her the door. If a girl wants to be an asshole and disrespect me I show her the door even quicker. I am never jealous though. If someone is going to cheat, they are going to cheat. Checking reciepts and shit like you said wont stop it. Acting jealous only makes your partner feel smothered
Tom: Getting back on topic, I have had scores of Dominican girls blow my boner but most dont know what they are doing. This is the one area where American girls have one up on them. I had one do me in jarabacoa last time though and she was GREAT. Only problem was had some kind of oral fixation and I couldnt get her to stop. She slept with me and I woke up in the morning with her blowing my boner. By the time she left I was sore. I had a Hatian girl blow my boner once and it was the best one I ever got. She spoke French while she slobbered over it and went up and down in perfect rythm. Then she took the whole bastard in and contracted her throat muscles for about 5 minutes until I exploded. I was sitting on the side of the bed the whole time and Afterwards I had to pull the bedsheets out of my ass it was so good. Now thats getting your boner blown the right way.
Larry
Tom: Getting back on topic, I have had scores of Dominican girls blow my boner but most dont know what they are doing. This is the one area where American girls have one up on them. I had one do me in jarabacoa last time though and she was GREAT. Only problem was had some kind of oral fixation and I couldnt get her to stop. She slept with me and I woke up in the morning with her blowing my boner. By the time she left I was sore. I had a Hatian girl blow my boner once and it was the best one I ever got. She spoke French while she slobbered over it and went up and down in perfect rythm. Then she took the whole bastard in and contracted her throat muscles for about 5 minutes until I exploded. I was sitting on the side of the bed the whole time and Afterwards I had to pull the bedsheets out of my ass it was so good. Now thats getting your boner blown the right way.
Larry
Montreal, I can understand. They're just trying to keep warm. Why the Haitian was so practiced is what requires, more, ah, exploration.
I kind of had a feeling this morning that this would be moved over to my forum. Thanks Criss. I owe you one buddy.
So speaking of Canadians who's coming up today to see the Rolling Stones? It's gonna be big!
I'm heading out soon to see it on my daughter's big screen.
It's on the "Much Music" station if you get that station in the Dominican Republic. There are many bands performing all day but the Stones will be on around 9 pm tonight.
Eddy do you have many people watching it?
So I'm off topic. I'm sure there will lots of the "subject" going on among the nearly 500,000 they are expecting.
So speaking of Canadians who's coming up today to see the Rolling Stones? It's gonna be big!
I'm heading out soon to see it on my daughter's big screen.
It's on the "Much Music" station if you get that station in the Dominican Republic. There are many bands performing all day but the Stones will be on around 9 pm tonight.
Eddy do you have many people watching it?
So I'm off topic. I'm sure there will lots of the "subject" going on among the nearly 500,000 they are expecting.
I think that "Larry" has a new career ahead!
He can write and direct "PORNO FILMS"! And I can "STAR" in them! Get me that Haitian girl with the "Contracting" throat muscles! They, "Haitianas", can also "Contract" their vaginal muscles."Cocomordan" anyone???CCCCCCCC:knockedou :bunny: :smoke:
He can write and direct "PORNO FILMS"! And I can "STAR" in them! Get me that Haitian girl with the "Contracting" throat muscles! They, "Haitianas", can also "Contract" their vaginal muscles."Cocomordan" anyone???CCCCCCCC:knockedou :bunny: :smoke:
Now that this is not in the joke section ...
What is it with the Haitian chicks? (Don't read this Pam I don't want to destroy your impression of me) I love dark skin so I have had more than my share here. While living in Casa Linda a few years ago this girl who had been mistreated a bit by someone else there showed up at my door and hung around for a few months.
Man I love sex! But she still wore me out. She'd wake me up at 5am with a blow job and then jump on me again at 6am, and then get mad if I wasn't much into it again at 7am. But I did my part. Really! I hadn't had sex 7-8 times a day since I lived in Malaysia at 22.
CCCCcccc I didn't know then that you could buy Viagra here that cheap. I needed it. Problem is, doesn't that stuff mess with you? It gives me a terrible headache the next day, and big time heartburn, too. So I haven't tried any in 4 years. You're a big guy, so maybe I just need the smaller 50mg tablets.
What is it with the Haitian chicks? (Don't read this Pam I don't want to destroy your impression of me) I love dark skin so I have had more than my share here. While living in Casa Linda a few years ago this girl who had been mistreated a bit by someone else there showed up at my door and hung around for a few months.
Man I love sex! But she still wore me out. She'd wake me up at 5am with a blow job and then jump on me again at 6am, and then get mad if I wasn't much into it again at 7am. But I did my part. Really! I hadn't had sex 7-8 times a day since I lived in Malaysia at 22.
CCCCcccc I didn't know then that you could buy Viagra here that cheap. I needed it. Problem is, doesn't that stuff mess with you? It gives me a terrible headache the next day, and big time heartburn, too. So I haven't tried any in 4 years. You're a big guy, so maybe I just need the smaller 50mg tablets.
Hatian Girls
One thing I have noticed several hatian girls do is when they are blowing my boner, I notice their available hand slide down between their legs and they begin to pleasure themselves. This makes my boner even mas duro! When they do this I like to gently rub my hands on the back of their brillo pad heads as they bob up and down and make French moans of pleasure. Feels cool! Oui!
Larry
One thing I have noticed several hatian girls do is when they are blowing my boner, I notice their available hand slide down between their legs and they begin to pleasure themselves. This makes my boner even mas duro! When they do this I like to gently rub my hands on the back of their brillo pad heads as they bob up and down and make French moans of pleasure. Feels cool! Oui!
Larry
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